What is your go-to never-fail joke? : AskReddit

What is your go-to never-fail joke? : AskReddit:



"When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent."

How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg.

I stand corrected, said the man in the orthopaedic shoes

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

They inevitably answer "ARRRR"

Then you reply (in a piratey voice) "No, me first love be the C!"

Why did the half blind man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.

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