Eighty-Six Minutes of Joe Biden Being Incredible: To the female offspring of Orrin Hatch: "You know what I tell my grand-kids? Take care of your grandfather. That's your most important job. No serious guys til you're 30."
To Claire McCaskill, on her daughters: "You gonna build a fence around the house? A lotta machine guns?"
To Joe Donnelly: "If I were a bettin' man, I woulda made a lot of money on this guy."
To Heidi Heitkamp, after being told that everyone needed to put his/her hands at his/her sides: "Spread your legs!"
To one of Tim Scott's very large brothers: "Call me if you need help on your pecs."