https://www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates/comments/1hxajz9/need_a_fake_kid_to_piss_off_my_wife_short/
I can't decide what amused her more... the effort I put into the ruse or the fact that I ended up proving her right in the process.
Here a couple gems from wife after I told her the truth.
"Where the hell did you find that guy?" "I'm glad your son wasn't a serial killer." "I might have been mad if he came here looking for money." "Next time you can save $100 and just assume you're wrong." "You know I'm going to get you back, right?"