The Weed: Bambi Nuggets: Anna: Why did the hunters kill Bambi's Mommy?
Me: Well, hunters kill for sport. And they also kill animals to eat them.
Anna: The hunters ate Bambi's Mom?
Me: Yes, sweetie. They did.
(At this point I am awaiting some sort of cry-fest while Anna, who literally weeps every time she hears Brahms's Lullaby because she finds it so poignant, mourns the loss of Bambi's mom. Instead she sits there pondering for a few moments with a serious look on her face. And that's when things got really disturbing)
Anna: I want to go hunting.
Me: You do?
Anna: Daddy, can I go hunting?
Me: (trying to appear supportive of all life decisions) Of course you can, sweetie.